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Χάρρυ Κλυνν: Εμπρός λοιπόν, ας χρεοκοπήσουμε…

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Ας βγούμε από το ευρώ και ας σταματήσουν να γίνονται εισαγωγές. Και ας πεινάσουμε όπως προσπαθούν να μας πείσουν οι ξένοι και οι Έλληνες δοσίλογοι των καναλιών. Όλοι λένε ότι θα σταματήσουν να γίνονται εισαγωγές, αλλά έκατσε κανείς από εσάς να σκεφτεί τι ακριβώς εισάγουμε και τι ακριβώς θα πάψει να έρχεται στην Ελλάδα; Ας πάρουμε τα πράγματα από την αρχή…

-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε αυτοκίνητα. Τότε να δείτε κλάμα που θα ρίξουν Γερμανοί και Γάλλοι που δεν θα ξαναπουλήσουν ούτε ένα αυτοκίνητο τα επόμενα χρόνια.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε γάλα, τυριά και βούτυρο. Τότε να δείτε κλάμα που θα ρίξουν τα φασιστόμουτρα οι Βέλγοι και οι Ολλανδοί.  -Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε ξηρούς καρπούς από την Τουρκία.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε καρπούζια και σταφύλια από την Αφρική.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε σταφίδες από την Χιλή (αν είναι δυνατόν!.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε σπορέλαια και άλλα γράσα.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε ρετσίνα από την Καλιφόρνια (θου Κύριε).
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε τις εκατοντάδες είδη από οινοπνευματώδη ποτά.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε τυριά, κονσέρβες, κέικ, ζαμπονάκια κλπ.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε κινητά, τηλεοράσεις, υπολογιστές και τα χίλια δυο ηλίθια γκάτζετ που στραβώνουν τον κόσμο.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε τα εκατοντάδες είδη καπνού, πούρων και άλλων δηλητηρίων.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε τα πατζάρια τουρσί από την Γερμανία (θεέ μου, θεέ μου).
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε τα δεκάδες είδη ξένων γλυκών και σοκολατοειδών που στέλνουν τα λεφτά μας στο εξωτερικό και την χοληστερίνη στα ύψη.
-Θα σταματήσουμε να εισάγουμε ρούχα, παπούτσια, παιχνίδια, και πληθώρα από άχρηστα είδη για το σπίτι (μέχρι κόφτης για να κόβεις σε ίσια κομμάτια την μπανάνα υπάρχει!!!).
Ας επιστρέψουμε στην εποχή του 60.
Ας περπατήσουμε και πάλι ήσυχοι στον άδειο δρόμο.
Ας κοιμηθούμε το βράδυ χωρίς να ξυπνάμε από τον κάθε αργόσχολο ηλίθιο που τριγυρνάει με το αμάξι ακούγοντας τουρκογύφτικα καψουρολαϊκά ή χαζά ραπ στην διαπασών.
Ας φάμε λιγότερο και ας χάσουμε το υπέρβαρο λίπος μας.
Ας κάνουμε πάλι γιορτές-ρεφενέ.
Ας ξανακάνουμε αληθινούς φίλους, αντί για τους ηλεκτρονικούς που έχουμε σήμερα.

Ξυπνάτε μαλ……ες Έλληνες. Έχουμε περάσει δια πυρός και σιδήρου. Έχουμε δώσει τα φώτα του πολιτισμού στον κόσμο. Έχουμε τσακίσει στον δεύτερο παγκόσμιο πόλεμο την ιταλική και γερμανική υπερδύναμη. Και έχουμε καταντήσει σήμερα να ζητιανεύουμε από τους κωλο-ευρωπαίους και να τους παρακαλάμε να μας πηδάνε ώστε να έχουμε βίντεο και κινητά. Και από πάνω καθόμαστε και μας βρίζουν…

Χάρρυ Κλυνν

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Fast food fan causes stir online after posting a photo of KFC ‘brain’

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AN UNLUCKY fast food fan has made a grisly discovery while enjoying a meal from KFC.

After removing the delicious batter, the man realised it wasn’t a chicken breast he had in hands, but what looked like a brain.

Disgusted, the man posted the image to Reddit under his username blergmonkeys, and it has since been viewed just under 90,000 times.

While a number of people were disgusted by the discovery, the general consensus on the forum was that the mystery meat was in fact chicken liver and not brain.

“It’s part of the kidney which happens to be attached to the backbone which is connected to the ribs where the breasts are,” wrote IKLYSP.

“Whenever one buys bone in breasts with rib meat this is almost always attached. I never notice it when cleaning it raw, but once they are cooked it definitely sticks out as odd,” wrote halpochrom.

The news comes as KFC made headlines after a customer posted pictures online of what he claimed to have been a deep fried rat.

However, it was later discovered the fast food chain had not served a rodent, but the internet prankster had combined two pieces of chicken together to give it that appearance.

The famous fried chicken company has been dogged with negative press in recent months. In April, the man who brought the chain to Britain said the food was “dreadful”, and earlier this month, the restaurant operator sued three firms in China for spreading false rumours that its chickens had eight legs.

News.com.au has approached KFC for comment and is awaiting response.

source:news.com.au

Policeman distracts young girl as the accident which killed her father sits in the background

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The actions of a policeman have gone viral is a heartbreaking photo. Source: Reddit

A HEARTBREAKING yet sweet photo of a policeman distracting a small girl following a fatal car crash that claimed the life of her father has been captured in the US state of Colorado.

After making its way to the top of reddit, the photo has since gone viral and strained the heart strings of people everywhere.

Captured by passer-by Jessica Matrious, it shows the policeman holding the young girl in his arms and doing his best to draw her attention away from the wreckage of the car still containing members of her family, which lies upside down in the background.

According to police, the male driver of the car was killed in the crash while a woman and a child were raced to hospital by air ambulance.

The accident occurred on Thursday morning in the US when the SUV reportedly blew a tyre and the driver lost control.

Police said the driver as well as others in the car were not wearing their seatbelt.

Ms Matrious, who was behind the SUV when it crashed, said, “they took an extreme sharp right turn and just immediately started to roll.”

“I pulled over, obviously, and started running to the field to see what I could do,” she told local media.

Since being uploaded to reddit a day ago, the photo has received nearly 3,700 comments and ignited heartfelt discussions, with many people praising the officer’s actions.

“As someone who has been in a similar situation, I can say that the actions of the officer could be incredibly helpful to this child. One second you’re just a passenger in a vehicle, the next there’s shattered glass, screaming, horns … it’s terrifying,” wrote one user.

source:news.com.au

Speed 150-year-old turtle dies

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One of San Diego’s oldest residents has died.
The Los Angeles Times reports that the Galapagos tortoise known as Speed has been euthanised at an estimated age of more than 150 years.
Speed had been living at the San Diego Zoo since 1933.
He was brought to California as part of an early effort to preserve the endangered species from the Volcan Cerro Azul Island of the Galapagos Islands, off Ecuador.
The massive tortoise had been in geriatric decline for some time.
Keepers treated his arthritis and other maladies with medication, hydrotherapy, physical therapy and acupuncture.
Speed was known in his younger years as an alpha male who would butt heads with other males in dominance skirmishes.
Thirteen Galapagos tortoises still remain at the zoo.

source:theherald.com.au

Newcastle:North Lambton sinkhole five-metres deep

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ALLAN Deith had just stepped outside into the backyard when he spotted it. A five-metre deep, two-and-a-half metre wide gaping hole had opened up in the grass.
‘‘I went over to have a look, but when I couldn’t see the bottom I backed off,’’ the 89-year-old said.

He retreated to the safety of his North Lambton home and told his wife Lola, 84, what he had discovered.

‘‘He looked like he was in shock, his face was pale,’’ Mrs Deith said.

‘‘I thought it must be a big hole.’’

The large sinkhole, which appeared unexpectedly about 2pm on Friday, is believed to be the result of mine subsidence in the area.

The State Emergency Service were called and roped off the hole before the Mine Subsidence Board arrived to investigate.

‘‘A Mine Subsidence Board representative showed us the map of where the underground mine is and we are just on the edge of it,’’ Mrs Deith said.

‘‘We’ve been told that its close to the house so be prepared for anything. ‘‘But they think it is going away from the house and towards the fence.’’

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The hole was covered with timber on Friday night and will is expected to be filled in on Saturday morning.

Mrs Deith said she was told by the Mine Subsidence Board that recent rain and the April storms may have contributed to loosening up the soil.

The appearance of the hole comes after two sinkholes appeared within hours of each other at Swansea Heads in May last year. That site was also over the top of an abandoned underground mine.

source:theherald.com

Marine experts appalled at footage of men ‘surfing’ whale shark

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SHOCKING vision of men “surfing” a rare whale shark has angered conservation groups and sparked calls for legal action to be taken against the “idiots” in the video.

The horrifying clip posted online earlier this week shows a group of men standing on the protected animal’s back and they are pulled along by a rope attached to a boat where others laugh at the spectacle and film.

The vision continues for several minutes as the two men taunt the shark as it continues to follow the boat after they climb off its back.

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The harmless shark follows the boat for several minutes. Pic: Marine Connection

London-based marine wildlife group Marine Connection brought the “unbelievable” footage to attention, posting the clip online with the caption “wildlife harassment is never a laughing matter”.

“What a sad reflection on their attitude to wildlife when, instead of considering themselves fortunate to see this majestic creature in the wild, they choose to participate in a stupid stunt like this,” the group says of the “surfers”.

“These guys should be charged.”

Since the group drew attention to the men’s “arrogant” and “stupid” actions, wildlife lovers have reacted with disgust.

“Morons, it’s time people had more respect for other forms of life — disgusting,” one commenter wrote.

“Dumb f***s, too bad it wasn’t something with really big, sharp teeth … and lots of them,” said another.

“I have been diving and searching for these fabulous animals, unfortunately I was never lucky enough to see them. These brainless men clearly didn’t realist how lucky they were.”
Whale sharks are internationally recognised as a protected species.

Whale sharks are internationally recognised as a protected species. Source: Facebook

Whale sharks are listed internationally as a protected species, and recognised as vulnerable and non-threatening to humans.

It is unclear where the footage was taken, but Marine Connection believes it may have happened off Venezuela.

source:news.com

Australia:ALDI to ship fruit and vegetables direct to store, grower reports

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THE price and quality of fruit and vegetables for Australian consumers could get better with reports German discount supermarket ALDI will ship produce direct to its stores.

Seven Fields Pty Ltd owner Greg McMahon, who sells oranges, mandarins, lemons, grapefruits and mangoes to ALDI already through distributors, told Reuters the supermarket has plans to set up a new distribution network to allow it to deliver from field to store.

“It’s not good news if you’re Woolworths and Coles. I think they’re scared already,” he said.

The move would be a blow to Australia’s major retailers who hold fruit and vegetables as central to their offering.

ALDI declined to comment on the plans but a spokeswoman for the company said a direct model would “provide efficiencies for our suppliers and values for our customers”.

“As such, ALDI will continue to explore a variety of supply chain models,” she said.

The family-owned German company has proved popular since revamping it’s Australian presence and is expected to continue to put pressure on Coles and Woolworths.

It comes amid speculation another German discount chain Lidl, which recently won grocer of the year in the UK, could open in Australia after applying for trademark protection and inquiring about logistics.

Ratings agency Moody’s told AAP this week a move by Lidl would threaten the billions in profits Coles and Woolworths reap in each year due to their dominance in the sector.

Senior analyst Ian Chitterer said the brand would probably cut prices forcing the others to follow suit.

“Woolworths and Coles will need to follow Aldi’s price reductions on their private-label products to maintain the gap and this will ultimately lower profitability because the volume of goods sold would remain broadly constant,” Mr Chitterer wrote in a report this week.

Moody’s estimates show Woolworths and Coles control more than 60 per cent of Australia’s grocery sector. Aldi has gained around 11 per cent which is expected to grow.

“We believe that if Lidl enters the market, the two competing discounters can increase their combined market share toward 20 per cent over the next five to seven years,” Mr Chitterer said.

This week Woolworths Chief Executive Grant O’Brien said he would step down after downgrading the company’s profit guidance by $300 million and axing 1200 jobs.

source:news.com

Stournaras to face panel on Siemens, but not on Monday

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Bank of Greece Governor Yannis Stournaras is willing to appear before Parliament’s institutions committee following the panel’s decision to summon him to testify in connection with the Siemens cash-for-contracts scandal but not on Monday, as requested, because emergency talks on Greece will require him to be on standby, sources close to Stournaras indicated over the weekend.

According to those sources, Stournaras cannot appear before the panel on Monday as he will need to be monitoring the progress of an extraordinary Eurogroup summit in Brussels, followed by a meeting of eurozone leaders and an emergency session of the governing council of the European Central Bank to discuss the state of Greek banks.

The panel decided to call Stournaras, at the recommendation of House Speaker Zoe Constantopoulou, as he signed an out-of-court settlement with the German firm during his stint as finance minister in August 2012.

source:ekathimerini.com

Greek PM faces tough choices as crisis summits loom

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Greece faces another critical week as eurozone finance ministers and leaders gather in Brussels on Monday for successive summits aimed at resolving deadlocked negotiations between the Greek government and its creditors that have fueled fears about a possible Greek default and exit from the eurozone.

An extraordinary Eurogroup is to convene first before Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras faces his 18 eurozone peers.

According to European Commission sources, Tsipras will be presented with two options: to either accept the reforms proposed by Greece’s creditors, potentially with some Greek amendments, or to prepare his country for a default. If Tsipras is willing to compromise, it is expected that the creditors will extend Greece’s bailout program and probably make a commitment to discuss debt relief.

Talks are likely to continue beyond today as technical details cannot be thrashed out at the top political level. But sources indicate that Tsipras could be ready to accept a compromise, with amended proposals on value-added tax and even possible pension reforms in exchange for a firm commitment from creditors on debt relief and a growth-boosting package.

Government officials were locked in talks over the weekend in a bid to finalize Greece’s revised proposals. Several cadres sought to appear upbeat on Greece’s prospects. State Minister Alekos Flambouraris told Mega TV the government was considering several concessions, including curbing early retirement schemes. “Work is being done to see where we can converge, so we achieve a mutually beneficial solution,” he said.

As concerns mount about deposit outflows from banks amid the growing uncertainty, another state minister and close aide to Tsipras, Nikos Pappas, told CNN that “deposits are safe,” following the European Central Bank’s intervention at the end of last week.

Meanwhile, in an article published in the Irish Times on Saturday, Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis complained that Greece’s proposals at last week’s Eurogroup were “met with deafening silence.” Most participants, he claimed, “ignored our proposals and reiterated the frustration of ministers that Greece had… no proposals,” Varoufakis wrote.

source:ekathimerini.com

Η Σύλβια Κόστα έπαθε σοκ μπροστά στις Καρυάτιδες

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«Έπαθε σοκ η Σύλβια Κόστα όταν αντίκρισε τις Καρυάτιδες» δηλώνει ο Δήμαρχος Αμφίπολης Κώστας Μελίτος με αφορμή την επίσκεψη της στο τύμβο Καστά «δεν μπορούσε να φανταστεί την συνολική εικόνα του μνημείου αφού μόνο μέσα από φωτογραφίες το είχε δεί».

Λίγη ώρα αργότερα η Πρόεδρος της επιτροπής Πολιτισμού του Ευρωπαϊκού Κοινοβουλίου εξέφραζε δημόσια τα συναισθήματα της. «Αισθάνομαι μεγάλη συγκίνηση όπως αυτή που ένιωσαν οι αρχαιολόγοι όταν ανακάλυψαν το μνημείο»

Τα όσα υποστηρίζει η Σύλβια Κόστα αποκτούν ιδιαίτερη σημασία αφού περιγράφουν την εικόνα που αποκομίζει ο επισκέπτης αντικρίζοντας τις σφίγγες ,τις Καρυάτιδες και το ψηφιδωτό δάπεδο. «Το μέγεθος του μνημείου είναι μοναδικό και η ποιότητα των σφιγγών και των Καρυάτιδων είναι εντυπωσιακή». Για πρώτη φορά έβλεπε ένα τόσο μεγάλο σε μέγεθος ταφικό μνημείο και θεώρησε χρέος τόσο η ίδια όσο και οι συνάδελφοι της, να συμβάλουν προς την κατεύθυνση να καταστεί προστατευόμενο μνημείο UNESKO, ενώ παράλληλα εξέφρασε το ενδιαφέρον της να αναδειχθούν τα ευρήματα και να συνεχιστούν οι ανασκαφές.

Η Πρόεδρος της επιτροπής Πολιτισμού του Ευρωπαϊκού Κοινοβουλίου ρώτησε τον κύριο Μελίτο εάν εκδηλώνεται το ενδιαφέροντος της κυβέρνησης κάνοντας αναφορά στη δήλωση του αναπληρωτή Υπουργού Πολιτισμού Νίκου Ξυδάκη κατά την συνάντηση που είχε μαζί του στο παρελθόν και με αφορμή τη διαβεβαίωση του ότι θα στηρίξει την ανασκαφή. Ο Δήμαρχος Αμφίπολης περιορίστηκε να πει: «Την εικόνα την βλέπεται μόνη σας».

Τρείς ώρες αργότερα και ενώ το οκταμελές κλιμάκιο των εκπροσώπων της Ε.Ε επισκέφτηκε το Δήμο Θεσσαλονίκης οι εντυπώσεις από το ταφικό μνημείο μονοπωλούσαν τις συζήσεις μεταξύ τους. Η επίσκεψη του κλιμακίου των ευρωβουλευτών στον τύμβο Καστά θεωρείται κατά κοινή ομολογία μια πολύ καλή στιγμή .Το μνημείο δείχνει την δυναμική του, ακτινοβολεί και συγκινεί την Ευρώπη, την ώρα που η χώρα μας δέχεται επιθέσεις και αμφισβητήσεις από τους εταίρους. Και όχι μόνο. Το ενδιαφέρον αυτό διευρύνει πλέον τους ορίζοντες και ανοίγει τους δρόμους για την αναζήτηση λύσεων που αφορούν την ανάπτυξη της περιοχής ,μέσω προτάσεων που έχει τη δυνατότητα να καταθέσει ο Δήμος Αμφίπολης απευθείας στην Ευρωπαϊκή Ένωσης. Ήδη οι πρώτες σκέψεις αποτελούν αντικείμενο επεξεργασίας που αναμένεται να προωθηθούν μέσω του «Δικτύου Πόλεων» και της ίδρυσης γραφείου του στις Βρυξέλλες.

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